Thanks to The OldJarhead
http://tartanmarine.blogspot.com/ for this one:
President Obama has ordered the United States government to speed up its stimulus-inspired plan to purchase 17,600 new American-made cars by June 1st. The purchases are designed "to increase demand for American auto companies during these difficult economic times," according to the White House.
Obama orders government to buy more GM cars! - BloggingStocks