Saturday, September 18, 2010

Montana GOP Platform: It's Illegal to Be Gay - Party platform still has old plank against 'homosexual acts'

(NEWSER) – Homosexuals may be gaining more rights across the nation, but they can steer clear of Montana Republicans, thank you very much. The AP notes that the state party has adopted a platform that reiterates this statement of principle under the 'crime' section: 'We support the clear will of the people of Montana expressed by legislation to keep homosexual acts illegal.'
Montana GOP Platform: It's Illegal to Be Gay - Party platform still has old plank against 'homosexual acts':

Theo Spark: Are you ready for some football?


Are you ready for some football?

1. What does the average Univ. of Florida player get on his SATs?
……..Drool.

2. What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room?
……..A full set of teeth.

3. How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
……..Grease her hips and push.

4. How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch?
………Pay him for the pizza.

5. How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
……There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

6. Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
….Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

7. What are the longest three years of a Texas Longhorn football player’s life?
……..His freshman year.

8. How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
……..None. That’s a sophomore course.

9. Where was O. J. Headed in the white Bronco?
……. Durham , North Carolina. He knew that the police would never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.

10. How do you keep an FSU football player out of your front yard?
Erect a goal post!

11. Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
……..You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

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Sarah Palin Would 'Give It a Shot' If the Public Wanted Her to Run for President in 2012

(NEWSER) – Add this to the will-she or won't-she debate: Sarah Palin tells Fox News that she'd be willing to "give it a shot" if the public wanted her to run for president in 2012. "If the American people were to be ready for someone who is willing to shake it up ... and if they happen to think I was the one, if it were best for my family and for our country, of course I would give it a shot."

Sarah Palin Would 'Give It a Shot' If the Public Wanted Her to Run for President in 2012