Old Folk's Texting Codes
From I Am Almost Old
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In the spirit of being almost old, I have spent considerable time and money researching the texting habits of old folks. They have developed a code that they use with each other and it is meant to foil those of us who are trying to read their messages. I believe we and they should learn to communicate with each other and not be so secreative. It is for this reason that I am giving the world the list of:Old Fold's Texting Codes
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing, My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROTFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor
Laughing... And Can't Get Up
Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
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