Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid. Show all posts

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Utah Law Makes It Illegal to Act Sexy - Mormons are outraged!


(NEWSER) – Be careful how you act in Utah: If you get too “sexy,” you could find yourself arrested under a new law. The law broadens the definition of solicitation—agreeing to trade sex for money—to include “lewd acts” that imply youwant to trade sex for money, like exposing or touching yourself. It was intended to help undercover law enforcement officers, who are sometimes asked by prostitutes to expose themselves in order to prove they’re not cops. Such requests are now illegal, the AP reports.
But two escort services are suing to halt the law, claiming that it could lead to the arrest of licensed employees, like strippers or escorts, who are acting sexy as part of their job. "Most girls who touch their breasts are not telling you they're open for sex," says the attorney representing the escort services, noting that a similar law was struck down as unconstitutional in 1988. He worries that under this law, police could hassle legal businesses and potentially arrest exotic dancers for “suggestively thrusting.”



Escorts: Utah Law Makes It Illegal to Act Sexy - They're suing to halt new law aimed at prostitutes

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Old Folk's Texting Codes : I Am Almost Old Story & Experience


Old Folk's Texting Codes

From I Am Almost Old
At:
www.experienceproject.com
In the spirit of being almost old, I have spent considerable time and money researching the texting habits of old folks. They have developed a code that they use with each other and it is meant to foil those of us who are trying to read their messages. I believe we and they should learn to communicate with each other and not be so secreative. It is for this reason that I am giving the world the list of:

Old Fold's Texting Codes

BFF: Best Friend Fainted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing, My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROTFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor

Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Old Folk's Texting Codes : I Am Almost Old Story & Experience

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Black dolls removed from shop for Oprah visit

Oprah Winfrey's production company has sparked a debate over golliwog dolls in Australia after reportedly asking a Melbourne shop to remove them from its display fearing they would offend the talkshow host.

The family-run Dafel Dolls and Bear Shop in Melbourne was asked to take the "Mamee" washer woman dolls from its shelves before a party at the shop for 110 guests of Winfrey's "Ultimate Australian Adventure", according to the Herald Sun newspaper.
Dressed in a maid costume with a scarf around its head, it was feared the doll would upset Winfrey. Other golliwog dolls are reportedly to remain on display.

Golliwog doll removed from shop for Oprah visit - Telegraph